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Mario is a dick
aquateen knuckles. yeeeee.
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Husband and wife <3
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“Mario’s Cafe Bar in Westhoughton, UK, serves the biggest full English breakfast in the world, according to Guinness World Records. The Ultimate Breakfast costs £10.95 ($18.05) and consists of 10 eggs, 10 sausages, 10 rashers of bacon, 10 slices of toast, five black pudding slices, tomatoes, mushrooms, and baked beans for a total of about 5,000 calories. If you eat it in 20 minutes, you can get it for free. Thankfully, no one has yet to finish it—methinks the aftermath would not be worth the £10.95 you save.”
While the size of this breakfast is as awesomely impressive as it is disturbing, as ardent fans of Arrested Development, our favourite gargantuan breakfast will always be the Skip’s Scramble. “Don’t order the Skip’s Scramble.”
[via The Guardian and Serious Eats]
No tattie scones. I’m out.
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